February 2012
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jim: hello?
person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
telemarketer: w-wha--
jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
jim: wait...
jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
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People in fandoms take apart stories more than...
English Teacher: The curtains were blue to show the depressing feelings the character was feeling.
Writer: The curtains were blue because I like blue curtains...
Fandom: The curtains were blue because they reminded him of the blue trench coat his best friend used to wear. Because truly, deep down in his heart, he loved that man more than a best friend. He loved him and he completed him. Now that he's gone, all he has to remember him by is those blue curtains.
Writer: I JUST LIKE BLUE CURTAINS OKAY! GOD!
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disequilibrium: cumberqueen:... →
cumberqueen:
policeboxandadeerstalker:
“A mad amount of love”… talented people praising Benedict Cumberbatch
A marvelous young actor.
Gary Oldman, co-star (Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy)
Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t a man. He’s a situation that me and most of my…
Best : He’s like hot chocolate; you watch him and think, “You’re actually delicious.”
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